Anonymous said: Have you ever thought about keeping live snakes in your hair to help enforce the personal space bubble?
truthfully i never think about anything other than that
gonna do all wish me luck
I just explained to my family that Americans (apparently) make tea in the microwave or boil water on the hob because they don’t have kettles and everyone gasped and were outraged and my mum had to sit down
… I’m in America and I use a kettle. AND I use a French press for my coffee :3
I LOVE YOU YOU HAVE RESTORED MY FAITH IN HUMANITY
this is the most embarrassing post ive ever seen