“Yo, which one of you shot my ride?” Shouts Genghis Khan, 10 liters of blood obviously squirting from his jugular vein, but he is not going to start giving a fuck today or any day
“Yeah, it was me, what are you gonna do about it, Temujin?” Says Zurgadai of the Besud, AKA the Daily Zurg Rush AKA Motherfucking Steppe Legolas AKA Jebe, who had no room in his quiver for fucks either. “You mad that an archer shot an arrow and hit, you fuck, you absolute cunttyrant?”
My face when I’m just out there foraging for berries when a capsule crashes to the ground from the heavens and a cosmonaut comes out and points a gun at me
I know European Starlings are not everybody’s favourite in America (for good reason, and I know it is not the bird’s fault), but can we for a moment sit down and admire theit most beautiful plumage?
man if Kazuhira Miller was real there would be a Buzzfeed Article like “DID YOU KNOW THE INVENTOR OF THE WAR ECONOMY IS BISEXUAL AND BIRACIAL? HOW WOKE”
This baby sun bear being just a little bit clumsy is the most adorable thing ever!
Sep 26, 2018
A rare baby sun bear – the first of its kind ever to be born in the UK -
has been named Kyra by zookeepers.
The female cub, now 16 weeks old, delighted conservationists when she
was born at Chester Zoo in June, not least given the remarkable survival
story of her parents who were rescued from illegal wildlife traders in
Cambodia.
Mum Milli and dad Toni were ripped from the wild by poachers when they
themselves were cubs and kept as mistreated pets.
After being discovered in very poor states and nursed back to health by
conservationists working for the Free The Bears organisation in
Cambodia, the duo was then transferred to the UK, first to the Rare
Species Conservation Centre in Kent and then to Chester Zoo to complete
their recovery.
Now, despite Milli and Toni’s troubled start to life, the pair has had a
healthy baby girl and zoo staff say the trio is doing fantastically
well. Keepers chose the name Kyra as it means ‘sun goddess.’
Sun bears are the smallest of the world’s eight species of bear and are
listed as vulnerable to extinction on the International Union for the
Conservation of Nature’s (IUCN) Red List of threatened species.
Their
demise is a result of widespread habitat loss to make way for palm oil
plantations, human-wildlife conflict, hunting and the illegal wildlife
trade.
Chester Zoo has joined forces with illegal wildlife trade enforcement
agencies, the UK government, and zoos across UK and Ireland to tackle
the illegal wildlife trade, which is threatening the future of species
such as the sun bear.
Experts hope that the new worldwide campaign will inspire the public to
report offences when they see or suspect them via Wildlife Witness, a
free smartphone app, and Chester Zoo’s own Report It form.
big horned man running towards you at 500mph blasting kids in america on his walkman, knocking you the fuck out, kidnapping you to his base and giving you a stupid codename like death platypus. just imagine
