important bulldork pix. rocky just lays like that for no reason, plus check out maya’s face in the back.

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# maya  # rocky  # dogs  # bulldogs  # animals 


katebishopofearth;
heard that you were talking smack about HOT TUB TIME MACHINE, so I invited MYSELF to come to your askbox and lay some heavy on you. HTTM IS A COMEDY CLASSIC and you shouldn't feel ASHAMED for laughing at it. (I promise I'm not John Cusack)

posting publicly because it’s not every day one gets a message from john cusack



OPERATION: KILL GIANT BONER FOR SEBASTIAN STAN (CODENAME: SEX CHICKEN REDUX) BEGINS NOW

FIRST MISSION OBJECTIVE: STARE AT THIS UNFORCH GIF CAP UNTIL NO LONGER DESIRE TO GO HIKING WITH HIM AND THEN FUCK IN A BEAUTIFUL MEADOW

MISSION OUTCOME: UNSUCCESSFUL

OPERATION: KILL GIANT BONER FOR SEBASTIAN STAN (CODENAME: SEX CHICKEN REDUX) BEGINS NOW

FIRST MISSION OBJECTIVE: STARE AT THIS UNFORCH GIF CAP UNTIL NO LONGER DESIRE TO GO HIKING WITH HIM AND THEN FUCK IN A BEAUTIFUL MEADOW

MISSION OUTCOME: UNSUCCESSFUL



WEIGHT/FOOD/DISORDERED EATING TALK

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Anonymous;
your tags are so important. it's like you're on a mission to improve every post with them.

i try hard, so thank you. there’s just so many horrifically inappropriate things to say about attractive people and tags allow me to express those sentiments safely. btw my personal tagging heroes are kickdrumheart and 69kittykate69. beautiful masters of pure gold tag-based comedy.



bigeisamazing:

Girl: I want you to dominate me

Me: Ok

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skylark11:

beverlystokes:

policymic:

"Masculinity is a trait, not a gender"

In an effort to both allocate space for and document the existence of masculine women, photographer Meg Allen created a powerful series of portraits for an exhibit at Cafe Gabriela in Oakland, Calif.

Entitled BUTCH, Allen’s series not only represents genderqueer women for a broader, heteronormative audience, but reaffirms butch identity within the queer community at a time when “butch flight,” or gender transitioning, is arguably becoming more and more commonplace. It is, as Allen says on her website, “an homage to the bull-daggers and female husbands before me, and to the young studs, gender queers and bois who continue to bloom into the present.”

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These are some good looking folks

This is all I have ever wanted to see. My butch friends may sometimes get “Why don’t you just become a man?” in the same way folks would tell me “Why don’t you just be a butch lesbian?” Because masculinity and gender identity are two totally separate bubbles, that for some become a venn diagram, and for others, coexist peacefully inside of us.

Two things can exist independently, and coexist peacefully. Gender identity and masculinity/femininity/androgyny.



In the film, Quvenzhané has an ear-splitting scream that completely expresses her frustration at the difficult world she lives in, and after her father tells her that her mother “swam away,” she screams for her mother to return. No one will ever forget the power of that scream.

“I’m mostly a girl so I really do these things but I scream and that came to me and I’ve been doing that since I was a little girl,” she said, “and I would always scream for my brother so the other team can lose. That’s not very girlie but it’s something that I know how to do and always did.”

“Did they know about that when they put you in the movie?”

“No. Well, the first day, the audition, I didn’t tell them at all. So when I got the audition and I first got to the set, I did it. So they didn’t even know about it. Right in the middle or in the beginning or something. They didn’t even know about it; they were kinda surprised.”

“What did they say?”

“They said, ‘WOW, YOU ARE VERY LOUD!’ And I was just like, ‘I know, that’s why I didn’t do it.’ And when they came to the scene where I had to burp, I had to secretly act like I drank some water and I burped and then they asked me, ‘how did you burp?’ And I said, ‘cause I know how to do it on command,’ and they said, ‘do it,’ so you know? I burped and they was like, ‘WOW, you should have told us before.’ So it was really funny to see them react to what I did and they didn’t even know about it.”

“They learned more about you every day.”

“Thank you. Anybody calls for Quvenzhané, I know they’re calling me, cause that’s one of a kind.”

 Quvenzhané. A small force of nature. (x)

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captainhooker:

thats nOT WHAT I MEANT

captainhooker:

thats nOT WHAT I MEANT



  • Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
  • Me: No, but you can get these hands.


willowtreefree:

Why is she fucking feeding my SOUL right now?!



tanpom:

PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.



ja-ll:

glad to see this photo making it’s rounds.

if you don’t follow jam, you should.